Thursday, October 22, 2009

Father Teaching His Son How To Masterbate

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- Comrade Prime Minister, mission accomplished!
- The nation is proud of you.
- reports that he can not see. I watched carefully the whole flight, but not seen.
- Surely the primer was written, as can be seen. All Chinese children
know that you can see. Even American kids believe in it.
- but I guess you can not see, Comrade Prime Minister.

First Chinese astronaut Yang Liwei refuted the myth that the Great Wall Chinese
could be seen from space as the only object created by
man. You can see it from the first Earth orbit, as well as
lot of road, railway lines, large greenhouses and other buildings
.
Never mind. Wall of fame will not suffer from this, or it can be seen from outer space
. Recently, we were afraid of fame, because we know that in every interesting place
are hordes of Chinese people with guides mialczacymi
the megaphones. We have found a way and with the advice
genuine travelers encountered on the trail we went the "Secret Wall Tour. Boat
so mysterious, so mysterious, that even in the hostel did not know where will we go and even
guides did not know this place. 2.5 hours from Beijing
sat babulina it to us. It turned out that despite what
babulina least six stitches on the neck, rushed us into Hozo steep
gore on a cross-wall probe.
The Wall was not tours, guides, vendors or crap.
Only our group (9 people) and babulina guide. The very joy.
We traveled on the way back near Badaling, the most parts of the Wall
restored and full of tourists. Ha!

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