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Thursday, October 22, 2009
Father Teaching His Son How To Masterbate
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- Comrade Prime Minister, mission accomplished!
- The nation is proud of you.
- reports that he can not see. I watched carefully the whole flight, but not seen.
- Surely the primer was written, as can be seen. All Chinese children
know that you can see. Even American kids believe in it.
- but I guess you can not see, Comrade Prime Minister.
First Chinese astronaut Yang Liwei refuted the myth that the Great Wall Chinese
could be seen from space as the only object created by
man. You can see it from the first Earth orbit, as well as
lot of road, railway lines, large greenhouses and other buildings
.
Never mind. Wall of fame will not suffer from this, or it can be seen from outer space
. Recently, we were afraid of fame, because we know that in every interesting place
are hordes of Chinese people with guides mialczacymi
the megaphones. We have found a way and with the advice
genuine travelers encountered on the trail we went the "Secret Wall Tour. Boat
so mysterious, so mysterious, that even in the hostel did not know where will we go and even
guides did not know this place. 2.5 hours from Beijing
sat babulina it to us. It turned out that despite what
babulina least six stitches on the neck, rushed us into Hozo steep
gore on a cross-wall probe.
The Wall was not tours, guides, vendors or crap.
Only our group (9 people) and babulina guide. The very joy.
We traveled on the way back near Badaling, the most parts of the Wall
restored and full of tourists. Ha! 
- Comrade Prime Minister, mission accomplished!
- The nation is proud of you.
- reports that he can not see. I watched carefully the whole flight, but not seen.
- Surely the primer was written, as can be seen. All Chinese children
know that you can see. Even American kids believe in it.
- but I guess you can not see, Comrade Prime Minister.
First Chinese astronaut Yang Liwei refuted the myth that the Great Wall Chinese
could be seen from space as the only object created by
man. You can see it from the first Earth orbit, as well as
lot of road, railway lines, large greenhouses and other buildings
.
Never mind. Wall of fame will not suffer from this, or it can be seen from outer space
. Recently, we were afraid of fame, because we know that in every interesting place
are hordes of Chinese people with guides mialczacymi
the megaphones. We have found a way and with the advice
genuine travelers encountered on the trail we went the "Secret Wall Tour. Boat
so mysterious, so mysterious, that even in the hostel did not know where will we go and even
guides did not know this place. 2.5 hours from Beijing
sat babulina it to us. It turned out that despite what
babulina least six stitches on the neck, rushed us into Hozo steep
gore on a cross-wall probe.
The Wall was not tours, guides, vendors or crap.
Only our group (9 people) and babulina guide. The very joy.
We traveled on the way back near Badaling, the most parts of the Wall
restored and full of tourists. Ha!
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Anjniversary Dinner At Bangalore
Spicy stories
At the beginning of explanation: Chinese cuisine does not exist.
It's just like say "European cuisine", as if you can, but it
concept too broad, in order to matter anyway. With the "Chinese cuisine"
just because variety of dishes, spices, how they
preparation and administration is so vast between the individual
regions that are separate entities. In both cases there
ingredients: rice, noodles, pork and some vegetables.
we were not experts on food in China, because It is our se
places rather low and we had neither the opportunity nor the inclination to try
paws of a tiger, monkey brain and penis buffalo. But what we know to tell
.
Chinese eat early. Begin from the breakfast already near 6 am,
which consists of a standard rice gruel (tasteless),
bean soup (no taste), noodles (with pork), pickled vegetables and soy milk
. Eat lunch around noon and are usually in
nudle some meat broth. The real madness begins evening
(near 7) when it comes time for dinner. Chinese people love to eat dinner and celebrate
as Spaniards. Sit for the whole family or with friends
, the contracting plenty of food so that everyone could kasnac
different flavors. They are at the same loud, laughing and joy
bloom of life. On the occasion of spits, charkaja, smarkaja, and Farting bekaja
not getting up from the table. About mlaskaniu and siorbaniu not remember, because what
louder, the more it tastes.
In the middle of another explanation: spring rolls are from Vietnam, not China.
Those who eat in restaurants, Chinese, nohow do not have to
're responding.
Chinese people have invented two things that pleased the us as soon as we took
to China. Dumplings and dumplings. Dumplings tastes like ours.
are usually stuffed with meat and served in soup or in bulk from some
sosikiem to add flavor. Dumplings are the dilemmas between
travelers, because not all respond. Dumplings are dumplings in our
hand, so much more meaningful filling. In our research we came across
recipes for Meat filling (the most popular
), a vegetable with spicy eggplant or cabbage paryka
onions and pasta. Pasta with soy sauce on steamed klusce.
best dumplings are in Shanghai. Here, we will not discuss with anyone
. May a little less meat and thanks to the empty space between the filling and
dough gathers all the delicious sauce with meat. A
absolute summit of fried dumplings are kluskowym.
Shanghai dumplings are accompanied by operating instructions: first wygryzc
little hole, suck out the juice and the rest chapsnac. You can use a straw.
In several places we found the dishes, which we know
Chinese restaurant in Europe, such as pork sweet-sour. Here too the sauce
varies from region to region, it is sometimes gestures, dark, caramelized
and sometimes reddish with lots of vegetables. Always sweet-kwasmy
and delicious.
In China, it is often on the street, so there are different dishes rozpowechnione
on a stick: potatoes (yum), different parts of a cow or pig,
pork, squid, octopus, sausages (sweet). In Yunanie
it can bite a woman, or roti bread and drink milk yogurt
Yaka.
Sichuan is famous for its spicy food (Chinese generally eat spicy, because
by. Chinese medicine helps to cleanse your body of toxins.) That the inhabitants of Sichuan May
scorched taste buds found out
ORDERING fried eggplant, that was supposed not to be "not at all and it does"
sharp and after the second bite spocilismy August, August polaly tears, and suddenly we began to hear more clearly
because we przetkaly auditory canals and began zwawiej
hammer tap.
traversing vast tracts of Chinese had to do something resins in
trains. Fortunately, every car is a boiling water tap, who can be stoned
Chinese soup (are hundreds of flavors, most disgusting
) or tea. Chinese people drink tea is always and everywhere
walk with a thermos. In every place you can ask for an additional portion of boiling water with tea
a first class, it can easily infuse a few times
(the best apparently to 8, we we have come to the same 3-4 zaparzen
leaves). According to the principle of krakaniu and wronach, we also prancing around with
hot, red water bottle. At the end of last
explanation: beer in China is cheaper than coffee. The
a cup of coffee you can drink 1.5 liters of beer. Zgadnijce what
drink. 
At the beginning of explanation: Chinese cuisine does not exist.
It's just like say "European cuisine", as if you can, but it
concept too broad, in order to matter anyway. With the "Chinese cuisine"
just because variety of dishes, spices, how they
preparation and administration is so vast between the individual
regions that are separate entities. In both cases there
ingredients: rice, noodles, pork and some vegetables.
we were not experts on food in China, because It is our se
places rather low and we had neither the opportunity nor the inclination to try
paws of a tiger, monkey brain and penis buffalo. But what we know to tell
.
Chinese eat early. Begin from the breakfast already near 6 am,
which consists of a standard rice gruel (tasteless),
bean soup (no taste), noodles (with pork), pickled vegetables and soy milk
. Eat lunch around noon and are usually in
nudle some meat broth. The real madness begins evening
(near 7) when it comes time for dinner. Chinese people love to eat dinner and celebrate
as Spaniards. Sit for the whole family or with friends
, the contracting plenty of food so that everyone could kasnac
different flavors. They are at the same loud, laughing and joy
bloom of life. On the occasion of spits, charkaja, smarkaja, and Farting bekaja
not getting up from the table. About mlaskaniu and siorbaniu not remember, because what
louder, the more it tastes.
In the middle of another explanation: spring rolls are from Vietnam, not China.
Those who eat in restaurants, Chinese, nohow do not have to
're responding.
Chinese people have invented two things that pleased the us as soon as we took
to China. Dumplings and dumplings. Dumplings tastes like ours.
are usually stuffed with meat and served in soup or in bulk from some
sosikiem to add flavor. Dumplings are the dilemmas between
travelers, because not all respond. Dumplings are dumplings in our
hand, so much more meaningful filling. In our research we came across
recipes for Meat filling (the most popular
), a vegetable with spicy eggplant or cabbage paryka
onions and pasta. Pasta with soy sauce on steamed klusce.
best dumplings are in Shanghai. Here, we will not discuss with anyone
. May a little less meat and thanks to the empty space between the filling and
dough gathers all the delicious sauce with meat. A
absolute summit of fried dumplings are kluskowym.
Shanghai dumplings are accompanied by operating instructions: first wygryzc
little hole, suck out the juice and the rest chapsnac. You can use a straw.
In several places we found the dishes, which we know
Chinese restaurant in Europe, such as pork sweet-sour. Here too the sauce
varies from region to region, it is sometimes gestures, dark, caramelized
and sometimes reddish with lots of vegetables. Always sweet-kwasmy
and delicious.
In China, it is often on the street, so there are different dishes rozpowechnione
on a stick: potatoes (yum), different parts of a cow or pig,
pork, squid, octopus, sausages (sweet). In Yunanie
it can bite a woman, or roti bread and drink milk yogurt
Yaka.
Sichuan is famous for its spicy food (Chinese generally eat spicy, because
by. Chinese medicine helps to cleanse your body of toxins.) That the inhabitants of Sichuan May
scorched taste buds found out
ORDERING fried eggplant, that was supposed not to be "not at all and it does"
sharp and after the second bite spocilismy August, August polaly tears, and suddenly we began to hear more clearly
because we przetkaly auditory canals and began zwawiej
hammer tap.
traversing vast tracts of Chinese had to do something resins in
trains. Fortunately, every car is a boiling water tap, who can be stoned
Chinese soup (are hundreds of flavors, most disgusting
) or tea. Chinese people drink tea is always and everywhere
walk with a thermos. In every place you can ask for an additional portion of boiling water with tea
a first class, it can easily infuse a few times
(the best apparently to 8, we we have come to the same 3-4 zaparzen
leaves). According to the principle of krakaniu and wronach, we also prancing around with
hot, red water bottle. At the end of last
explanation: beer in China is cheaper than coffee. The
a cup of coffee you can drink 1.5 liters of beer. Zgadnijce what
drink.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Train Chikan In Japan Watch Online
Trapped / Atrapados
trip comes to an end. Just a few days, in order to
zasiasic cheese sandwiches and watch the further attacks of winter outside the window, and meanwhile we're stuck
. Because of the extension of visas for a week we have to wait
week (the logic of the land of eternal bliss and rampant bureaucracy
). Fortunately (it helped a little) the expectation came out quite nice
in Pingyao. Before leaving for Beijing and
discharge after tloczniejszego still go with Shanghai, a knockin
tiny (as in the local conditions) village, which once was the most important center
China Financial. With this weight much longer
was outside residences, old banks, walls and
entrepreneurial residents, tourists who scrape the
if you like. Residence is at niemiara (4000 or one in every ten inhabitants
), fewer banks, but among them the first bank in China
, walls thick, long and well protect against civilization.
resident of the residence of the imperial (and how!), Brush pavements
Visiting ever new monuments (though the tenth
all seem the same to us), we wake up in a smile of pity cook
hostel playing pool, water the flowers and wait until we give up
passports ruszyc zeby do Pekinu.
The adventure comes to an end. There are only a few days for us to eat a sandwich with cheese and
veramos Polish autumn snowfall. While both are caught
waiting for us to extend the visa.
We have to wait a week so we can stay one week
more in China (the logic of the bureaucratic system). At least we
trapped in a residence of the emperor in a small town (for
China). Pingyao, because that is the name of the town, was the center of
China's economy since the 14th century and became operational here
first banks in China. Not much of that wealth:
homes of the rich, banks and entrepreneurship
inhabitants. There are about 4000 homes (one for every 10 inhabitants), which we know
between too many and all and we look alike.
So we walk along the wall, which protects highly of civilization,
watered the flowers in the hostel of boredom, play billiards
(version pathetic as the cook at the hostel) and waited for our passports so we can
flee Pekin.
trip comes to an end. Just a few days, in order to
zasiasic cheese sandwiches and watch the further attacks of winter outside the window, and meanwhile we're stuck
. Because of the extension of visas for a week we have to wait
week (the logic of the land of eternal bliss and rampant bureaucracy
). Fortunately (it helped a little) the expectation came out quite nice
in Pingyao. Before leaving for Beijing and
discharge after tloczniejszego still go with Shanghai, a knockin
tiny (as in the local conditions) village, which once was the most important center
China Financial. With this weight much longer
was outside residences, old banks, walls and
entrepreneurial residents, tourists who scrape the
if you like. Residence is at niemiara (4000 or one in every ten inhabitants
), fewer banks, but among them the first bank in China
, walls thick, long and well protect against civilization.
resident of the residence of the imperial (and how!), Brush pavements
Visiting ever new monuments (though the tenth
all seem the same to us), we wake up in a smile of pity cook
hostel playing pool, water the flowers and wait until we give up
passports ruszyc zeby do Pekinu.
The adventure comes to an end. There are only a few days for us to eat a sandwich with cheese and
veramos Polish autumn snowfall. While both are caught
waiting for us to extend the visa.
We have to wait a week so we can stay one week
more in China (the logic of the bureaucratic system). At least we
trapped in a residence of the emperor in a small town (for
China). Pingyao, because that is the name of the town, was the center of
China's economy since the 14th century and became operational here
first banks in China. Not much of that wealth:
homes of the rich, banks and entrepreneurship
inhabitants. There are about 4000 homes (one for every 10 inhabitants), which we know
between too many and all and we look alike.
So we walk along the wall, which protects highly of civilization,
watered the flowers in the hostel of boredom, play billiards
(version pathetic as the cook at the hostel) and waited for our passports so we can
flee Pekin.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Format Email Marriage Invitation
(Necro) policies
Terracotta Army of Emperor Qin was devoted to the gallons of ink (
not only the Chinese) and tons of paper (do not have the ambition to prescribe them.)
It is said that - apart from the remains of Titanic - already immobile
warriors are the most-watched (and literally: beleaguered) artifact. Hello
army travels the world exposing a piece of this, which hides
near Xi'an in Shaanxi Province, China. It is here that there is a potential battle field
, air outright hear strzek arms.
awaken from a deep sleep before the army finally has his
who defend the emperor-tyrant. And will this:
Hosts vs. warriors horde visitors. More than 8,000 pieces of petrified
ready to fill in reference to them 2000 years ago
missions waiting for daredevil who first exceeds red ribbon ..
Everything is perfectly prepared: archers made up the shot
, infantrymen froze with his half deprotected weapons, horses hocks
preparing to jump, ceramic, hand
petrified generals are trying to convey something to your odzialom .. The other party also does not odpuszca.
crowd rushing from all sides, wycelowne shutter, flash flashes
dazzles awakening to life of warriors, and toting battle cries ringing in
bebekach terracotta. Suddenly everyone froze,
listening to the silence, which finally breaks and you hear a coveted
: THE ATTACK!
Terracotta Army of Emperor Qin was devoted to the gallons of ink (
not only the Chinese) and tons of paper (do not have the ambition to prescribe them.)
It is said that - apart from the remains of Titanic - already immobile
warriors are the most-watched (and literally: beleaguered) artifact. Hello
army travels the world exposing a piece of this, which hides
near Xi'an in Shaanxi Province, China. It is here that there is a potential battle field
, air outright hear strzek arms.
awaken from a deep sleep before the army finally has his
who defend the emperor-tyrant. And will this:
Hosts vs. warriors horde visitors. More than 8,000 pieces of petrified
ready to fill in reference to them 2000 years ago
missions waiting for daredevil who first exceeds red ribbon ..
Everything is perfectly prepared: archers made up the shot
, infantrymen froze with his half deprotected weapons, horses hocks
preparing to jump, ceramic, hand
petrified generals are trying to convey something to your odzialom .. The other party also does not odpuszca.
crowd rushing from all sides, wycelowne shutter, flash flashes
dazzles awakening to life of warriors, and toting battle cries ringing in
bebekach terracotta. Suddenly everyone froze,
listening to the silence, which finally breaks and you hear a coveted
: THE ATTACK!
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Where To Buy Candle In Singapore
Chinese language, difficult language
After nearly two weeks in China we understand the local
as well as at the beginning. In a country in which even show the number of fingers
is complicated and accompanied by numerous rules, any verbal interaction
rather not come into play. It is true that we can
say "Good morning", "tea", "thank you" and sometimes dare to
for "goodbye", but already "yes" or "no" is limited to the nodding head
. Chinese are 'yes' sometimes they say "aaaaaa", sometimes "Tools" and
sometimes seem incomprehensible stream of words themselves. "No," as it depends
already completely on the context. Easier waving head. How, then, in August
communicate? Normally, in Polish. We are in a country where
knowledge of English is only slightly better than Polish, our native language
great August so check. We do not bother, do not stress
caller, the same effect. Do we feel at this
all misunderstood or lonely. From every side we hear
friendly smiles, which reciprocate, not being able to translate them into a long conversation
. But sometimes you need
you read (from which the platform to take the undergroung
train, bus or where he was going where we are on the map). We have ambitious plans to decipher
"bushes", some longer even recognize
, eg mountain, bus, train, but for now we use the system
connotations such as: the arrow-eight-ladder, a maze-cross-box, etc
. In these combinations there is also the concept of 'confusion', which defines
all these signs, which are so complicated
graphically that you can not easily remember them, and summon the
the right time. But somehow so they are designed
Chinese word that it is always some element of a characteristic found in August and show
direction.
Last resort is a pictorial dictionary (thank Lolkom), who saves us
antics when trying to buy soup with beef and
other critical situations.
At the end of a curiosity. In China, police officers occur in pairs, but opposed
from the Polish policemen, one in hand
always speaks English. And the road indicated, and say, in which you stand in a queue. A police officer friend
tourist.
After nearly two weeks in China we understand the local
as well as at the beginning. In a country in which even show the number of fingers
is complicated and accompanied by numerous rules, any verbal interaction
rather not come into play. It is true that we can
say "Good morning", "tea", "thank you" and sometimes dare to
for "goodbye", but already "yes" or "no" is limited to the nodding head
. Chinese are 'yes' sometimes they say "aaaaaa", sometimes "Tools" and
sometimes seem incomprehensible stream of words themselves. "No," as it depends
already completely on the context. Easier waving head. How, then, in August
communicate? Normally, in Polish. We are in a country where
knowledge of English is only slightly better than Polish, our native language
great August so check. We do not bother, do not stress
caller, the same effect. Do we feel at this
all misunderstood or lonely. From every side we hear
friendly smiles, which reciprocate, not being able to translate them into a long conversation
. But sometimes you need
you read (from which the platform to take the undergroung
train, bus or where he was going where we are on the map). We have ambitious plans to decipher
"bushes", some longer even recognize
, eg mountain, bus, train, but for now we use the system
connotations such as: the arrow-eight-ladder, a maze-cross-box, etc
. In these combinations there is also the concept of 'confusion', which defines
all these signs, which are so complicated
graphically that you can not easily remember them, and summon the
the right time. But somehow so they are designed
Chinese word that it is always some element of a characteristic found in August and show
direction.
Last resort is a pictorial dictionary (thank Lolkom), who saves us
antics when trying to buy soup with beef and
other critical situations.
At the end of a curiosity. In China, police officers occur in pairs, but opposed
from the Polish policemen, one in hand
always speaks English. And the road indicated, and say, in which you stand in a queue. A police officer friend
tourist.
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